The Champagne Of Pain Malort Shirt
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The Champagne of Pain Malört Shirt is here to make a bold statement for fans of the infamous Chicago spirit. Whether you love Malört for its unapologetically bitter flavor or simply want to celebrate its cult status, this shirt is the ultimate conversation starter for anyone who’s dared to take a shot.
Why You Need “The Champagne of Pain Malört Shirt” in Your Wardrobe
If you’ve ever experienced the uniquely polarizing taste of Malört, you understand why it’s earned its nickname as “The Champagne of Pain.” This shirt captures the essence of that experience with humor and style, making it the perfect addition to any bar enthusiast’s collection. Crafted from high-quality materials, it’s not just another novelty item—it’s a wearable tribute to Chicago’s most notorious liquor. Whether you’re attending a party, hitting up your favorite local bar, or just want to rep your love for the Windy City, this shirt will ensure you stand out in a crowd.
Where to Buy “The Champagne of Pain Malört Shirt”
Ready to embrace your love-hate relationship with Malört? “The Champagne of Pain Malört Shirt” is available online and ships nationwide. Designed for comfort and durability, this shirt is ideal for gifting to the Malört lover in your life—or keeping for yourself as a badge of honor. Don’t miss your chance to own a piece of Chicago
Product Details
Material: 100% Cotton
Color: Multiple Options Available
Size: S – 5XL
Style: T-Shirt, Hoodie, Sweatshirt, Long Sleeve, Tank Top, and More
Discount: Save Up to 30% with Bulk Purchases
Production: Made in the UK, USA, and EU
Why Customers Love It:
Premium materials ensure lasting comfort and quality.
A wide range of colors and designs to match any look.
Inclusive sizing for the perfect fit.
Eco-friendly production processes make it a sustainable choice.
Exceeds expectations as a stylish and comfortable wardrobe addition.
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* United States
| Shipping method | Delivery time | Sizes/Type | First item | Additional item |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Economy | 4 - 8 business days | All | USD 4.99 | USD 2.00 |
| Standard | 2 - 5 business days | All | USD 5.99 | USD 2.49 |
Canada
| Shipping method | Delivery time | Sizes/Type | First item | Additional item |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Standard | 10 - 30 business days | All | USD 9.99 | USD 4.69 |
Australia
| Shipping method | Delivery time | Sizes/Type | First item | Additional item |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Standard | 10 - 30 business days | All | USD 13.59 | USD 5.49 |
Rest Of World
| Shipping method | Delivery time | Sizes/Type | First item | Additional item |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Standard | 10 - 30 business days | All | USD 10.99 | USD 4.69 |
* Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico and unincorporated territories of the United States can take additional 7 – 12 business days.
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Judy (verified owner) –
I ordered 2 of these, my husband and I match! Great quality, would buy from this seller again.
kohrnberger (verified owner) –
This shirt is high quality, as is the print; I will definitely be ordering more in other colors! A+ Seller, thanks!